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Review of PRANK THE MONKEY
by Ashton Kutcher

PRANK THE MONKEY is the funniest book I’ve ever read.  Then again, it’s the ONLY book I’ve ever read.

Usually I have things read to me by a small brown mountain Sherpa that I keep locked in a closet.  He writes for me, too.  I just dictator to him, and he writes down word for word what I say.  His English is real, real good.  It’s like "The Flintstones," except instead of a little monkey hammering out words on a rock, it’s a Sherpa, and we keep him with the linens.

Anyway, back to the book!  In PRANK THE MONKEY, Sir John Hargrave carries out massive pranks on some of society’s massivest targets, like Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Hurley and Starbucks. 

It’s a lot like Punk’d, with a few important differences. 

First of all, it’s funny. 

Also, Hargrave only pranks big-name stars you’ve actually heard of, like Bono and Rosie O’Donnell.  On Punk’d, we focus on shitty, washed-up, D-list celebrities, like you might find in an L.A. rehab clinic.

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Sorry about that.  The Sherpa passed out on the keyboard there.  I fed him some saltines.  I keep forgetting these things need food.

My totally most favorite prank is the one where Hargrave legally changes his name to Ashton Kutcher -- dude goes to court, stands before a judge, and changes his name to mine -- just so he can SAY or DO anything as Ashton Kutcher.  Like write a book review!  That guy is the master of pranking.  It makes me realize how much I suck.

On the other hand, I can bang Demi Moore any time I feel like it.  Hargrave has to book an appointment.  (She also takes walk-ins, but only from 9-11 a.m. Monday through Thursday.) So I win in the end.

Irregardlessly, I highly recommend Sir John Hargrave’s new book, PRANK THE MONKEY, which is available from Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, or in bookstores everywhere. 

I give it twelve out of five stars. 

Also, I enjoy another man gently resting his testicles on my eye sockets.