After completing the first half of the book, PRANK THE MONKEY was ahead, five to nothing. It's simply a better book: more readable, more contemporary, with more references to modern-day celebrities. And best of all, the title of my book contains no typos, unlike Moby-Dick, which incorrectly had the hyphen added to the title by a sloppy typesetter back in 1851. It's stuck ever since.
